Just wanted to apologise for the disappearance.
NOW that is out of the way, time to concentrate on more important matters.
I think it should be a certified diagnosis
and the prescription: LSD
BEST. SOLUTION. EVER.
If you know, it was safe and all….
[Also, I am not at all advocating the use of LSD by anyone.]
Anyway, here it goes!
Nine Ways to Defeat Boredom
Super easy solution
You think you have things to do?
They’ll get done eventually…a nap won’t hurt.
Don’t have anything to do?
I heard when you fall asleep, not only do you get to have epic dreams but,
the time changes!
There have been times I haven’t had food for the entire day and I’ll just lay down and say night to the roomie
Then I’ll realise I haven’t eaten yet
Then I fall asleep because I don’t want to get up because that involves work.
I really hate work…
ANYway, so totally, like just don’t do anything and sleep.
Can’t be bored if you aren’t awake.
[Boredom -14 pts degen]
Don’t just watch TV to watch.
Gotta make it a special occasion.
Have your shows or events you MUST watch and only watch during those times! (or anytime if you are one of those subscriber people — Netflix, Hulu Plus, Amazon, etc)
Makes TV that much more awesome and gives you something to look forward to.
Also, if you have to work on something and your show is in the way, well obviously your work is just gonna have to wait
That’s right work, no one likes you
Wear something comfortable and be close to food.
Commercials are only so long, so you should definitely have everything you need close by
No one wants to miss a second of their favourite shows.
Like what you like, but don’t be afraid to try new things
Just started watching Hannibal, Modern Family, & Sirens
A brief synopsis of what those shows have done for me would be:
- Cannibalism has never been so attractive
- Al Bundy is my hero
- We’re all afraid of something, whether that may be Krispy Kreme’s closest location (6.67 mi away…6.67 mi too far)
Social events around shows are still fun for most
Even if you might not be a fan of the show
Bring a game
Especially if watching sports, and aren’t THAT interested.
Cards Against Humanity (the adult version of Apples to Apples)
trust me, you learn a lot
about your “friends”
And if it is sports
Pick a team
Don’t be a party pooper
Taunt the other side when your team does something awesome
or when their guy falls down on their face
Because, that’s funny
unless they got really badly hurt, then you probably shouldn’t laugh
But you probably wouldn’t be paying attention
gotta win the card/board game. Totally more important.
So like I was totally gonna put all nine on this one post, but…it’s just so much to write about. So gonna split it up into parts, so yeah. Come back